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Press J to jump to the feed. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts Log In Sign Up I only need two buttons, Ctrl + C and Ctrl + V. r/copypasta Hot New Top 1.0k pinned by moderators Posted byu/rohangreen cummy's lover 19 days ago Rocket LikeHelpfulWholesomeSilver2Hugz mods hate this ğ?? ğ?¤¬ Starting now, we will be removing NSFW posts that are not marked as such. 0 comments 7.0k Posted byu/iamassault 13 hours ago Helpful3Wholesome2ExcitedHugz6 Guys Biden is gonna win and you know what that means? With Biden winning it means The ğ?¤? end of Racism â?? in America ğ?¦? Black Lives â?? automaticallyğ??� matter again ğ??¥ Corona ğ?¦  Virus ğ??· has been Cured ğ?§?â?�â??ï¸�ğ?§?â?�â??ï¸� The â?? end of all War â?  ğ??« No more ğ?¤? school shootings by ğ?¤ª crazies ğ??« National ğ?¤·â?�â??ï¸� Debt is ğ??? Paid off ğ?¤? 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I'm not really good at swimming, so the best I could do was tread water as the current carried me down the river. Luckily, the city had just bought a new rescue helicopter and they were able to prepare the lifeline, lower the stretcher, and make the rescue. My wife is mad for "ruining our vacation" and a man from the fire department scolded me for "wasting first responder resources with my carelessness." It's not like I WANTED to fall into the river, and besides, isn't that what they are there for? AITA? 158 comments 26 Posted byu/mafio_69 4 hours ago Found on r/ihavesex Why? You don't think your mom could handle hearing that you have sex? She's probably getting drilled on the regular, by multiple partners, so I doubt it would bother her. It wouldn't bother me to hear about my son's sex life, but I guess I'm his father and not his mother, so it's different. It probably pains your mother, thinking you're not having sex. My mom only gets mad at me when I fuck fat chicks. I obviously don't tell her about everyone I sleep with, but she generally doesn't seem to care unless they're fat, and then she's like "Wtf? Really? Her?" But whatever, I don't care, I love me some fat bitches, occasionally. I'd rather her be a little chunky than too thin, don't wanna feel like I'm gonna snap the bitch by doing what I want. I would put a hole in the chest of anyone I found out had done anything to my daughter though. Also, have you ever stopped to consider the fact that your mother might be a squirter? That is all. Have a blessed night, fam. 3 comments 26 Posted byu/lithalweapon 7 hours ago I GIVE UP!!! â?ªIM LEAVING AMERICA! SCREW THIS COUNTRY! 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Whats that? You think im annoying? Kinda sus, bro. Hahahaha! Anyway, yea, gotta go do tasks. Hahahaha! 7 comments 17 Posted byu/theicyphoenix77 6 hours ago when I want to search for cat girl porn they don't have a "neko" category when I want to search for cat girl porn they don't have a "neko" category on hentai site so I have to go over to the "furry" category until I find what I want. I get traumatized and lose both will to live and to watch porn. 4 comments 51 Posted byu/am37 13 hours ago Trump on e-girls These e-girls, they go online, many of them very beautiful others not so much, and beautiful women love me you know, and they do whatever you want for donations. Thousands of people go online and pay to see them, not quite as many that pay to see me but still a lot of people, and I have to say as a business man I'm impressed because it's a very good business. But now we've got e-girls coming in from China and they're getting many more subscriptions and they're stealing jobs from American e-girls, and we can't have that folks. 5 comments â?¢ Posted byu/KhrushchevGT 18 minutes ago Or split up California into 3 states (Socal, NorCal, Valcal) Or split up California into 3 states (Socal, Norcal, Valcal) for 52, merge New Hampshire, Vermont, and Maine for 50, Connecticut, Massachusetts, and Rhode Island for 49 (why does Massachusetts, the larger state, not simply eat the other 2 states?), split Idaho into Lowdaho and Highdaho for 50, Florida into Flowrida and Fhighrida for 51, merge the Virginias and Carolinas into two states instead of four with an identity crisis for 49 (and make Maryland give the state formally known as West Virginia that little chunk, it's ridiculous), North Dakota doesn't exist so now there's 48, make DC a state for 49, and split the Michagans into Mich and Michagain for 50, split up Wyoming among its neighbors (no one lives there anyway) for 49, and add Puerto Rico for an even 50. Easy. Edit: fine, you twisted my arm. For Texas, you've got Tex-Mex to the south, T-Rex to the east, and Texass to the west. The northern portion is now fused with Oklahoma. NOW what am I going to do to get to 50?? We're up to 52! What the hell would I do, combine Utah, Colorado, Arizona, and New Mexico into one state called Four Square? But now we're down to 49! It's not like we could split Pennsylvania into Pensylvania and Pencilvania for 50, that's just stupid. No, that's out of the question. Obviously Delaware gets eaten up by Maryware (in a church), but that drops us down to 48. Missouri can be divided into Missouri and Compani, so 49. The only other recourse I can think of is Indiana becoming Indiana and Outdiana for 50. Now that I think about it, having a state called Washington and another called Washington DC is too confusing. If Alaska can be considered part of the US, then the Washingtons can be one state. 49. And Mississippi's name alone is too long, so it's now the states Missippi and Misterippi. 50. THERE, I'M DONE.....right after southern Minnesota becomes Minisota and the larger upper portion becomes Majorsota. Fuck, 51. OKAY, WE'RE ALL THINKING IT, New York and New Jersey need to stop being a couple of tsunderes and get a room. The only name for the new state can be is New Jerk. 50. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be. Because I'm definitely not going to say that Tentucky, and Arkansas and Yourkansas would be hilarious enough to warrant being their own states. Or that Illinois and Curinois, and Oh and Hi are just reasonable conclusions. Nope, I'm done with this. I'm not going to end up doing all fifty states. You just can't make me. 3 comments â?¢ Posted byu/sleepy_Hound 29 minutes ago I love seeing Trump supporters CRY I love seeing Trump supporters CRY, it's my daily medicine, my weekly energy, my monthly inspiration and my yearly motivation. 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All rights reserved 8.1k # AITA for falling into the river in LEGO City? 8.1k Subreddit Icon r/copypasta â?¢Posted byu/waterislife00 1 day ago Rocket LikeHelpful2Wholesome4SilverExcitedHugz # AITA for falling into the river in LEGO City? I'd like to preface this by saying that it was in NO WAY my fault. The ground was slippery, and the railing on that bridge are too short. Anyways, what happened was while I was crossing a bridge, a family asked if I could take a group photo for them. I leaned back against the railing to fit them all in the frame, but I must of went too far back because I lost my balance and fell into the river! I'm not really good at swimming, so the best I could do was tread water as the current carried me down the river. Luckily, the city had just bought a new rescue helicopter and they were able to prepare the lifeline, lower the stretcher, and make the rescue. My wife is mad for "ruining our vacation" and a man from the fire department scolded me for "wasting first responder resources with my carelessness." It's not like I WANTED to fall into the river, and besides, isn't that what they are there for? AITA? 158 comments 97% Upvoted Log in or sign up to leave a comment Log In Sign Up Sort by View discussions in 1 other community level 1 SoLikeWhatIsCheese 2.1k points · 21 hours ago Rocket LikeSilver YTA, go back into the river level 2 h7777004 729 points · 19 hours ago NTA your river your rules level 3 GetHerGoin 331 points · 19 hours ago i miss cummyâ??s river level 4 dragonflyindividual 147 points · 18 hours ago cummys river of cummies ğ??­ level 5 itsburst 61 points · 17 hours ago Cummyâ??s river of cum level 6 dragonflyindividual 38 points · 17 hours ago All consuming lord of cum level 7 lyiriyah 13 points · 16 hours ago s/consuming/cumsuming/g level 7 l0rdch0nk 1 point · 6 hours ago dick, heir of the cum throne. level 4 Cultural-Horse 5 points · 13 hours ago What happened to Cummy, did he get banned again ? level 4 JewNugget2525 0 points · 11 hours ago Not to be rude but who is this elusive... "Cummy" level 5 l0rdch0nk 1 point · 5 hours ago the sexiest man alive level 4 nlolhere -114 points · 18 hours ago More than 19 children level 3 congratsyougotsbed 11 points · 16 hours ago NTA Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. EDIT: Dump her level 1 shittytranslatorbot 576 points · 1 day ago Let me tell you, it was not my fault. The feet are soft and the sole of his shoes is very small. However, as I crossed the bridge, I wanted to know if my family could take pictures of us together. I put it on the fence and installed two tires. But I lost my balance and fell into the river, so I was late! I canâ??t swim, which means itâ??s a great way to bring water to the river. Fortunately, the Jutogadu people were able to purchase a new rescue helicopter, rebuild Gumiyongjuro, and rebuild the genes used in the rescue operation. Her husband was angry and accused her of "ruining the holiday season" and "losing the strength to deal with an emergency." I did not want to fall into the river. 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