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Press J to jump to the feed. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts Log In Sign Up I only need two buttons, Ctrl + C and Ctrl + V. r/copypasta Hot New Top 1.0k pinned by moderators Posted byu/rohangreen cummy's lover 19 days ago Rocket LikeHelpfulWholesomeSilver2Hugz mods hate this �??��?�� Starting now, we will be removing NSFW posts that are not marked as such. 0 comments 7.0k Posted byu/iamassault 13 hours ago Helpful3Wholesome2ExcitedHugz6 Guys Biden is gonna win and you know what that means? With Biden winning it means The �?�? end of Racism �?? in America �?�? Black Lives �?? automatically�??� matter again �??� Corona �?�� Virus �??� has been Cured �?�?�?��??️�?�?�?��??️ The �?? end of all War �?� �??� No more �?�? school shootings by �?�� crazies �??� National �?���?��??️ Debt is �??? Paid off �?�? Women �??� will be paid �??� �??� and �?? treated equally �???�?�� Gay �?�� people are �???�?��??️ equal�??� to regular people �??��?��??�??��??� Stonks �??� are �?�� �?�? looking �??� fire �??� �?? 396 comments 1.4k promoted�?�Posted byu/backyard_hq 16 days ago HelpfulWholesomeSilverExcited Backyard is a place for friends and family to play and relax. We're giving out Nintendo Switches for feedback :) Post image http://backyard.co Play Now 0 comments 8.1k Posted byu/waterislife00 1 day ago Rocket LikeHelpful2Wholesome4Silver # AITA for falling into the river in LEGO City? I'd like to preface this by saying that it was in NO WAY my fault. The ground was slippery, and the railing on that bridge are too short. Anyways, what happened was while I was crossing a bridge, a family asked if I could take a group photo for them. I leaned back against the railing to fit them all in the frame, but I must of went too far back because I lost my balance and fell into the river! I'm not really good at swimming, so the best I could do was tread water as the current carried me down the river. Luckily, the city had just bought a new rescue helicopter and they were able to prepare the lifeline, lower the stretcher, and make the rescue. My wife is mad for "ruining our vacation" and a man from the fire department scolded me for "wasting first responder resources with my carelessness." It's not like I WANTED to fall into the river, and besides, isn't that what they are there for? AITA? 158 comments 26 Posted byu/mafio_69 4 hours ago Found on r/ihavesex Why? You don't think your mom could handle hearing that you have sex? She's probably getting drilled on the regular, by multiple partners, so I doubt it would bother her. It wouldn't bother me to hear about my son's sex life, but I guess I'm his father and not his mother, so it's different. It probably pains your mother, thinking you're not having sex. My mom only gets mad at me when I fuck fat chicks. I obviously don't tell her about everyone I sleep with, but she generally doesn't seem to care unless they're fat, and then she's like "Wtf? Really? Her?" But whatever, I don't care, I love me some fat bitches, occasionally. I'd rather her be a little chunky than too thin, don't wanna feel like I'm gonna snap the bitch by doing what I want. I would put a hole in the chest of anyone I found out had done anything to my daughter though. Also, have you ever stopped to consider the fact that your mother might be a squirter? That is all. Have a blessed night, fam. 3 comments 26 Posted byu/lithalweapon 7 hours ago I GIVE UP!!! �?�IM LEAVING AMERICA! SCREW THIS COUNTRY! I�??m moving to Hawaii where they actually run a civilised and balanced nation for its people.�?� 13 comments 85 Posted byu/slaptito 13 hours ago now �?�?�?ʏɪɴɢ: Who asked (Feat: Nobody) �??�??�??�??�??�??�??�??�??�??�??�?��??�??�??�??�??�?? �??�??�?�?��?��?�?��?� �?�:�?��?� / �?�:�?��?��?�??�??�??�?? �??? 10 comments 15 Posted byu/shrombus3 5 hours ago Among us reference guys Red sus. Red suuuus. I said red, sus, hahahahaha. Why arent you laughing? I just made a reference to the popular video game "Among Us"! How can you not laugh at it? Emergeny meeting! Guys, this here guy doesnt laugh at my funny Among Us memes! Lets beat him to death! Dead body reported! Skip! Skip! Vote blue! Blue was not an impostor. Among us in a nutshell hahahaha. What?! Youre still not laughing your ass off? I made SEVERAL funny references to Among Us and YOU STILL ARENT LAUGHING??!!! Bruh. Ya hear that? Wooooooosh. Whats woooosh? Oh, nothing. Just the sound of a joke flying over your head. Whats that? You think im annoying? Kinda sus, bro. Hahahaha! Anyway, yea, gotta go do tasks. Hahahaha! 7 comments 17 Posted byu/theicyphoenix77 6 hours ago when I want to search for cat girl porn they don't have a "neko" category when I want to search for cat girl porn they don't have a "neko" category on hentai site so I have to go over to the "furry" category until I find what I want. I get traumatized and lose both will to live and to watch porn. 4 comments 51 Posted byu/am37 13 hours ago Trump on e-girls These e-girls, they go online, many of them very beautiful others not so much, and beautiful women love me you know, and they do whatever you want for donations. Thousands of people go online and pay to see them, not quite as many that pay to see me but still a lot of people, and I have to say as a business man I'm impressed because it's a very good business. But now we've got e-girls coming in from China and they're getting many more subscriptions and they're stealing jobs from American e-girls, and we can't have that folks. 5 comments �?� Posted byu/KhrushchevGT 18 minutes ago Or split up California into 3 states (Socal, NorCal, Valcal) Or split up California into 3 states (Socal, Norcal, Valcal) for 52, merge New Hampshire, Vermont, and Maine for 50, Connecticut, Massachusetts, and Rhode Island for 49 (why does Massachusetts, the larger state, not simply eat the other 2 states?), split Idaho into Lowdaho and Highdaho for 50, Florida into Flowrida and Fhighrida for 51, merge the Virginias and Carolinas into two states instead of four with an identity crisis for 49 (and make Maryland give the state formally known as West Virginia that little chunk, it's ridiculous), North Dakota doesn't exist so now there's 48, make DC a state for 49, and split the Michagans into Mich and Michagain for 50, split up Wyoming among its neighbors (no one lives there anyway) for 49, and add Puerto Rico for an even 50. Easy. Edit: fine, you twisted my arm. For Texas, you've got Tex-Mex to the south, T-Rex to the east, and Texass to the west. The northern portion is now fused with Oklahoma. NOW what am I going to do to get to 50?? We're up to 52! What the hell would I do, combine Utah, Colorado, Arizona, and New Mexico into one state called Four Square? But now we're down to 49! It's not like we could split Pennsylvania into Pensylvania and Pencilvania for 50, that's just stupid. No, that's out of the question. Obviously Delaware gets eaten up by Maryware (in a church), but that drops us down to 48. Missouri can be divided into Missouri and Compani, so 49. The only other recourse I can think of is Indiana becoming Indiana and Outdiana for 50. Now that I think about it, having a state called Washington and another called Washington DC is too confusing. If Alaska can be considered part of the US, then the Washingtons can be one state. 49. And Mississippi's name alone is too long, so it's now the states Missippi and Misterippi. 50. THERE, I'M DONE.....right after southern Minnesota becomes Minisota and the larger upper portion becomes Majorsota. Fuck, 51. OKAY, WE'RE ALL THINKING IT, New York and New Jersey need to stop being a couple of tsunderes and get a room. The only name for the new state can be is New Jerk. 50. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be. Because I'm definitely not going to say that Tentucky, and Arkansas and Yourkansas would be hilarious enough to warrant being their own states. Or that Illinois and Curinois, and Oh and Hi are just reasonable conclusions. Nope, I'm done with this. I'm not going to end up doing all fifty states. You just can't make me. 3 comments About Community This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. 740k Cummy abusers 8.5k Appreciating Cummy Created 13. ruj 2009. Filter by flair mods hate this �??��?�� r/copypasta Rules 1. Not a copypasta 2. Common Repost 3. 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Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. level 4 gosuckanegglmao 46 points · 12 hours ago Deez nuts level 5 ChaotikJoy 29 points · 8 hours ago Based More posts from the copypasta community 16.9k Posted byu/RcSammy 1 day ago Rocket Like6Helpful7Wholesome7Silver4Excited8Hugz7 �?�️WARNING�?�️ cock inspection is NOT required at the voting booths!!!! don't be tricked like me!! 166 comments 14.6k Posted byu/Immemephilosopher 3 days ago Rocket Like2Helpful8Wholesome4Silver4Excited3Hugz4 I, an atheist, accidentally said �??oh my g*d�?� instead of �??oh my science�?� You read the title, I just cannot believe I said the �??g�?� word on accident. Am I even an atheist anymore? I don�??t like religion or anything but like maybe it infiltrated me and is manipulating me to say �??oh my g*d�?� instead of �??oh my science�?�. Please guys it wasn�??t me, I didn�??t mean it. I�??m very disappointed in myself, I think I need to go to science camp or go to therapy. What if I�??m secretly religious? what should I do? Is my foreskin going to fall off?? Please can someone give me advice, any advice is appreciated. Best regards, -an atheist(?) 292 comments 6.4k promoted�?�Posted byu/ElixirGamesInc 4 months ago Hugz Master Bladesmith. Now available on SteamVR and Oculus master-bladesmith.com Play Now 0 comments 11.9k Posted byu/Justadude7707 2 days ago Rocket Like4Helpful10Wholesome6Silver7Excited9Hugz8 I keep having dreams where I call Obama the N-word and I want it to stop This is a throwaway for obvious reasons. Some background. Politically, I've been a Democrat my entire life and an Obama supporter for as long as I can remember. I volunteered for John Kerry's presidential campaign back in 2004 which is where first registered on my map. I watched his speech at the DNC was was instantly enamoured. When he announced his candidacy for president in 2007, immediately threw my weight behind him. I knocked on doors, educated people about his policies and did the best I could to get people to vote for him. When he was elected, I was ecstatic. In the past, when I had supported candidates, it was out of cold reason; because I thought their policies and acumen would result in the best net result for this country. But this was a person I could get excited about, someone I could believe in. When it came time for his campaign for a second term it was largely the same. I had slightly soured on him. Granted, he was not the president I had hoped he would be but that was not his fault. I had built him up to be so huge in my head it was impossible for him to live up to expectations. Republican gridlock in Congress also prevented him from getting through the policies he wanted. Nevertheless, I still supported him, still volunteered and was still happy when he won his second term. The problem started about three weeks ago. I had a dream involving Barack, which is not uncommon for me, I was working with him and Michelle on their upcoming Netflix show. We were looking over demographics and how they related to various geographical locations. Without even realising it, I said "Yeah, N***er, we should do pretty well in (area near me)" He just looked at me and stormed out with Michelle behind him. I woke up and went into the bathroom to splash cold water in my face. I dismissed it. I don't have a racist bone in my body. This was just one of those dreams, right? A week and a half ago, I had a similar experience. This time I dreamt we were going wine-tasting together. I don't remember the lead-up but I ended up saying something to the effect of "The sommelier said we should be detecting earthy tones in this wine, but it's just not registering with me, N***er" This time, instead of storming out he replied, very sternly "Why did you feel that was an appropriate thing to say?" I began to stutter and explain it was an accident but I had once again woken up. The most recent incident was last night. I dreamt I was at a family barbecue with the Obamas, just his family and mine. He was manning the grill and i was speaking to Michelle while the children played with each other (I know Sasha and Malia are adults now but I still think of them as children) I said to Michelle very politely "excuse me for one moment" and marched right up to Barack and tapped him on the shoulder. He turned around to look and me and I just said the word and nothing else. I can write off this happening once or twice in my dreams but three separate events is too much. I don't know what to do. I don't want to do this. Every time it happens my work suffers the next day. I've started lying to my wife saying I've been having nightmares but I'm not sure she fully believes it. Lately, I've been worrying I might start saying it in my sleep and she could hear. I'm at my wits end and I want it to stop. 237 comments 10.2k Posted byu/EJACULATlON 6 days ago Rocket Like4Helpful4Wholesome4Silver5Excited3Hugz4 Found on r/incest 545 comments 10.2k Posted byu/SpiceMemesM8 3 days ago Rocket Like2Helpful7Wholesome5Silver5Excited5Hugz3 "hiTleR waS woRsE thAn tRumP" No. Trump was responsible for the holocaust, the Armenian genocide, WW2, the Korean war, the Vietnam War, 9/11, the Arab Spring, the Crusades, the Islamic invasion of Spain, the formation of Israel, he was also responsible for driving the Jews out of Israel in the first place,in fact the Egyptians did nothing wrong; it was Trump who was responsible for enslaving the Jews. Trump is secretly a scaly and one day while he was wearing his snake suit he tricked Eve and told her to eat the apple. He also killed Abel. He also lead the Mongol invasions of everywhere. And the Hun invasions. And the Mughal invasions of India. And the Viking invasions.Trump was the guy who started colonialism(only the invading part not the part where they provided technology and medicine to the natives). After Trump tested positive for Covid19, he spit on Native Americans, nearly driving them extinct. Trump also killed all the dinosaurs. He was also behind the Bronze age collapse. Trump single-handedly did the Triangular Slave Trade; hell he was the guy Trump bought the slaves from. Trump also beheaded a French teacher for disrespecting Mohammad, and blamed it on wholesome Muslimerinos. All the blood diamonds are produced by Trump. He was the guy who cut Congolese workers hands off because they did not meet his supply. Trump chased Kyyle Rittenhouse in Kenosha with a skateboard and beat him up and snatched his rifle, and used it to kill Jacob Blake. During the BLM protests Trump was the one who looted and burned all the stores. Even during the Charolletsville incident, they were all shadow-clones of Trump. Trump did Pearl Harbor and bombed Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Trump was the mastermind of the Holodomor, the Great Leap Forward, East Germany and every time a tankie screams "It was not real communism", Trump was involved. Trump grilled the last dodo. Trump shoots Palestinian kids for fun and shoots missiles at Israeli civilians. He was the guy who killed all those Rohingyas, and Uyghurs. He was also involved the current Hong Kong situation; so much involved that he was the one who sold opium to the Chinese. The Irish potato famine, Africa, the Bengal Famine; all because of Trump. Trump commits human rights violations on North Korean citizens everyday. Al Qaeda, Mujaheddin, Boko-Haram, Taliban; TRUMP. He also killed the prophet of the wholesome 100 Muslimerinos, Sulemani; in a missile strike. He also did the Rape of Nanjing and it was Trump who ordered and supplied all the Korean comfort women. Trump personally snitched on Anne Frank to Trump. The Jim Crow laws were passed by Trump, as well as the war on drugs. The partition of India was Trump's fault, as well as the resulting Kashmir issue. He also starred in the Cuban missile crisis and started the cold war. During the Russian Revolution, the peasants understood that Nikolai II's family was innocent, and would offer them a chance to leave, but Trump massacred them. Trump tried his best but failed in preventing the American and French Revolutions, but he got back at them by causing the Reign of Terror. Trump tortured Louis XVI's son and forced him into saying that he had sex with his mother and aunt, and promptly guillotined them. Trump invented pineapple-pizza and Tofu-Chicken. He was the guy who snitched on Alan Turing, revealing that he was gay. The judge felt that such a respected professor could be sent away with a slap on the wrist, but Trump rigged the jury and sentenced him to hormonal therapy. Trump rigged the New York Stock Exchange and caused the great depression. In the town of Waco, he raped a woman, blamed it on a black man and lynched him by burning him alive. He was the leader of the Khmer Rouge and wrote the plot for Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Despite making up only 3.0211238398812703164724804575659e-7 % of the population Donald Trump commits 100% of the crimes. Trump also was the dictator of Uganda. Trump regularly kills journalists and opposition leaders in Russia. He was behind Princess Diana's car crash. Trump fucked a monkey and started the AIDS pandemic. He started coronavirus and ebola and the Black Death and the Spanish flu and the Bubonic plague and the syphillis outbreak and the Trojan war and tthe Bush war and the fall of Rome and the Dark Ages. After taking a dump, Trump leaves his toilet paper like this. Trump burned down the Notre Dame, and knelled on George Floyds neck. He also was the guy who sold drugs to George Floyd. Trump is the reason I am the only person in my class who doesn't have a girlfriend. Trump is the reason why the Armenia Azerbaijan crisis is even there. 352 comments 8.0k Posted byu/Switch367 6 days ago Rocket Like5Wholesome7Silver4Excited2Hugz yarr....a pirate, and a girl? yarr....a pirate, and a girl? lifts eyepatch, eyes bulge out, my parrot squacks "Braaawwwk! Thar she blows!", i thump my pegleg on the ground like a horny rabbit, sound of a dock bell being rung as i sway from side, my pirate hat lifts a foot off my head, popeye theme plays, my tongue rolls out to reveal a picture of the jolly roger which proceeds to animate and wolf whistel yarr!!! my parrot knocks me on the head lile a woodpecker yar!! what ye be doin, polly? my parrot grabs mw by the collar with one wing and slaps me with the other yarr... i shake my head rapidly, regain my composure, adjust my pirate hat er...ye be lookin beautiful today, matey 146 comments 7.4k Posted byu/Xcal_boi 4 days ago Rocket Like6Helpful13Wholesome9Silver8Excited12Hugz11 Hello my name is Barack Obama 34 comments 7.0k Posted byu/PetarTheCool42069 3 days ago Rocket Like2Helpful5Wholesome3SilverExcitedHugz5 TIFU by masturbating to my crush in class 194 comments 5.8k Posted byu/Dr_Cuck_BBC 6 days ago Rocket LikeHelpful2Silver4ExcitedHugz2 Unpopular opinion: I am a female and Redditors turrnnn me on so much �?���??� �??��??��??��??�omg I love a man who gets winded walking from the fridge to his gaming chair and back�??� hearing him huff and puff like an asthmatic rhinoceros makes my honey drip if you know what I mean. Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger. Will be thinking of you tonight �??��?���??� 119 comments 424 promoted�?�Posted byu/Johnxie 1 month ago Map out your workflow, from ideas to action. Build your second brain in an all-in-one collaboration tool with task lists, notes, and mind maps. Taskade is simple, flexible, and it's free for individuals and teams! �??� + �?�� + �?�️ = �?? www.taskade.com Download 59 comments 1.5k Posted byu/ninjapino 3 days ago HelpfulWholesomeSilver2Hugz2 The truth of the REAL GAMER Here is the truth, there are people out there myself included that dont think anyone is a gamer unless they are "core". I would never in a thousand years waste my time playing a single player game as a core gamer. People that play single player games, are not really gamers to us core gamers... they are tourists. We core gamers spend hrs looking up configs, exploits and load outs, playing at low settings on 144+ hz monitors with 1000hz polling rate mice, we are extremely competitive. The definition of casual gaming to a core game is: playing single player games on ultra settings. a casual gamer plays for the escape, not the destruction of others. and to us, a casual gamer is not a gamer. CS toxic players are not more toxic to women than other players, it might be that you are sensitive. if you can be trolled to the point you are not having a good time, you need to turn within. harden up. Some people are more sensitive than others, maybe stay single player.. keep in mind to some of us 2 hrs a day is not gaming, its warming up. 52 comments 1.3k Posted byu/imnoteli 2 days ago Rocket LikeSilver3Hugz2 GET OUT AND VOTE!!!! �??� �??��??��??��??��??� 55 comments 746 Posted byu/BlunanNation 5 days ago ExcitedHugz2 Official N N N Notice �??��??� Gentlemen, it is no nut November. I have planted several snipers on each of your positions, watching your every move for the rest of November. If it�??s reported to see any of you have nutted, you will immediately be executed. This month goes by near-death rules, so if you get near-nut, you get bonus points. Points may be redeemed at the front of the gift store for candy and prizes. 77 comments Continue browsing in r/copypasta Subreddit Icon r/copypasta This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. 740k Cummy abusers 8.5k Appreciating Cummy Created 13. ruj 2009. help Reddit App Reddit coins Reddit premium Reddit gifts about careers press advertise blog Terms Content policy Privacy policy Mod policy Reddit Inc © 2020. All rights reserved Cookies help us deliver our Services. By using our Services or clicking I agree, you agree to our use of cookies. Learn More.Press J to jump to the feed. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts Log In Sign Up I only need two buttons, Ctrl + C and Ctrl + V. r/copypasta Hot New Top 1.0k pinned by moderators Posted byu/rohangreen cummy's lover 19 days ago Rocket LikeHelpfulWholesomeSilver2Hugz mods hate this �??��?�� Starting now, we will be removing NSFW posts that are not marked as such. 0 comments 7.0k Posted byu/iamassault 13 hours ago Helpful3Wholesome2ExcitedHugz6 Guys Biden is gonna win and you know what that means? With Biden winning it means The �?�? end of Racism �?? in America �?�? Black Lives �?? automatically�??� matter again �??� Corona �?�� Virus �??� has been Cured �?�?�?��??️�?�?�?��??️ The �?? end of all War �?� �??� No more �?�? school shootings by �?�� crazies �??� National �?���?��??️ Debt is �??? Paid off �?�? Women �??� will be paid �??� �??� and �?? treated equally �???�?�� Gay �?�� people are �???�?��??️ equal�??� to regular people �??��?��??�??��??� Stonks �??� are �?�� �?�? looking �??� fire �??� �?? 396 comments 1.4k promoted�?�Posted byu/backyard_hq 16 days ago HelpfulWholesomeSilverExcited Backyard is a place for friends and family to play and relax. We're giving out Nintendo Switches for feedback :) Post image http://backyard.co Play Now 0 comments 8.1k Posted byu/waterislife00 1 day ago Rocket LikeHelpful2Wholesome4Silver # AITA for falling into the river in LEGO City? I'd like to preface this by saying that it was in NO WAY my fault. The ground was slippery, and the railing on that bridge are too short. Anyways, what happened was while I was crossing a bridge, a family asked if I could take a group photo for them. I leaned back against the railing to fit them all in the frame, but I must of went too far back because I lost my balance and fell into the river! I'm not really good at swimming, so the best I could do was tread water as the current carried me down the river. Luckily, the city had just bought a new rescue helicopter and they were able to prepare the lifeline, lower the stretcher, and make the rescue. My wife is mad for "ruining our vacation" and a man from the fire department scolded me for "wasting first responder resources with my carelessness." It's not like I WANTED to fall into the river, and besides, isn't that what they are there for? AITA? 158 comments 26 Posted byu/mafio_69 4 hours ago Found on r/ihavesex Why? You don't think your mom could handle hearing that you have sex? She's probably getting drilled on the regular, by multiple partners, so I doubt it would bother her. It wouldn't bother me to hear about my son's sex life, but I guess I'm his father and not his mother, so it's different. It probably pains your mother, thinking you're not having sex. My mom only gets mad at me when I fuck fat chicks. I obviously don't tell her about everyone I sleep with, but she generally doesn't seem to care unless they're fat, and then she's like "Wtf? Really? Her?" But whatever, I don't care, I love me some fat bitches, occasionally. I'd rather her be a little chunky than too thin, don't wanna feel like I'm gonna snap the bitch by doing what I want. I would put a hole in the chest of anyone I found out had done anything to my daughter though. Also, have you ever stopped to consider the fact that your mother might be a squirter? That is all. Have a blessed night, fam. 3 comments 26 Posted byu/lithalweapon 7 hours ago I GIVE UP!!! �?�IM LEAVING AMERICA! SCREW THIS COUNTRY! I�??m moving to Hawaii where they actually run a civilised and balanced nation for its people.�?� 13 comments 85 Posted byu/slaptito 13 hours ago now �?�?�?ʏɪɴɢ: Who asked (Feat: Nobody) �??�??�??�??�??�??�??�??�??�??�??�?��??�??�??�??�??�?? �??�??�?�?��?��?�?��?� �?�:�?��?� / �?�:�?��?��?�??�??�??�?? �??? 10 comments 15 Posted byu/shrombus3 5 hours ago Among us reference guys Red sus. Red suuuus. I said red, sus, hahahahaha. Why arent you laughing? I just made a reference to the popular video game "Among Us"! How can you not laugh at it? Emergeny meeting! Guys, this here guy doesnt laugh at my funny Among Us memes! Lets beat him to death! Dead body reported! Skip! Skip! Vote blue! Blue was not an impostor. Among us in a nutshell hahahaha. What?! Youre still not laughing your ass off? I made SEVERAL funny references to Among Us and YOU STILL ARENT LAUGHING??!!! Bruh. Ya hear that? Wooooooosh. Whats woooosh? Oh, nothing. Just the sound of a joke flying over your head. Whats that? You think im annoying? Kinda sus, bro. Hahahaha! Anyway, yea, gotta go do tasks. Hahahaha! 7 comments 17 Posted byu/theicyphoenix77 6 hours ago when I want to search for cat girl porn they don't have a "neko" category when I want to search for cat girl porn they don't have a "neko" category on hentai site so I have to go over to the "furry" category until I find what I want. I get traumatized and lose both will to live and to watch porn. 4 comments 51 Posted byu/am37 13 hours ago Trump on e-girls These e-girls, they go online, many of them very beautiful others not so much, and beautiful women love me you know, and they do whatever you want for donations. Thousands of people go online and pay to see them, not quite as many that pay to see me but still a lot of people, and I have to say as a business man I'm impressed because it's a very good business. But now we've got e-girls coming in from China and they're getting many more subscriptions and they're stealing jobs from American e-girls, and we can't have that folks. 5 comments �?� Posted byu/KhrushchevGT 18 minutes ago Or split up California into 3 states (Socal, NorCal, Valcal) Or split up California into 3 states (Socal, Norcal, Valcal) for 52, merge New Hampshire, Vermont, and Maine for 50, Connecticut, Massachusetts, and Rhode Island for 49 (why does Massachusetts, the larger state, not simply eat the other 2 states?), split Idaho into Lowdaho and Highdaho for 50, Florida into Flowrida and Fhighrida for 51, merge the Virginias and Carolinas into two states instead of four with an identity crisis for 49 (and make Maryland give the state formally known as West Virginia that little chunk, it's ridiculous), North Dakota doesn't exist so now there's 48, make DC a state for 49, and split the Michagans into Mich and Michagain for 50, split up Wyoming among its neighbors (no one lives there anyway) for 49, and add Puerto Rico for an even 50. Easy. Edit: fine, you twisted my arm. For Texas, you've got Tex-Mex to the south, T-Rex to the east, and Texass to the west. The northern portion is now fused with Oklahoma. NOW what am I going to do to get to 50?? We're up to 52! What the hell would I do, combine Utah, Colorado, Arizona, and New Mexico into one state called Four Square? But now we're down to 49! It's not like we could split Pennsylvania into Pensylvania and Pencilvania for 50, that's just stupid. No, that's out of the question. Obviously Delaware gets eaten up by Maryware (in a church), but that drops us down to 48. Missouri can be divided into Missouri and Compani, so 49. The only other recourse I can think of is Indiana becoming Indiana and Outdiana for 50. Now that I think about it, having a state called Washington and another called Washington DC is too confusing. If Alaska can be considered part of the US, then the Washingtons can be one state. 49. And Mississippi's name alone is too long, so it's now the states Missippi and Misterippi. 50. THERE, I'M DONE.....right after southern Minnesota becomes Minisota and the larger upper portion becomes Majorsota. Fuck, 51. OKAY, WE'RE ALL THINKING IT, New York and New Jersey need to stop being a couple of tsunderes and get a room. The only name for the new state can be is New Jerk. 50. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be. Because I'm definitely not going to say that Tentucky, and Arkansas and Yourkansas would be hilarious enough to warrant being their own states. Or that Illinois and Curinois, and Oh and Hi are just reasonable conclusions. Nope, I'm done with this. I'm not going to end up doing all fifty states. You just can't make me. 3 comments About Community This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. 740k Cummy abusers 8.5k Appreciating Cummy Created 13. ruj 2009. Filter by flair mods hate this �??��?�� r/copypasta Rules 1. Not a copypasta 2. Common Repost 3. 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Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. level 4 gosuckanegglmao 46 points · 12 hours ago Deez nuts level 5 ChaotikJoy 29 points · 8 hours ago Based More posts from the copypasta community 16.9k Posted byu/RcSammy 1 day ago Rocket Like6Helpful7Wholesome7Silver4Excited8Hugz7 �?�️WARNING�?�️ cock inspection is NOT required at the voting booths!!!! don't be tricked like me!! 166 comments 14.6k Posted byu/Immemephilosopher 3 days ago Rocket Like2Helpful8Wholesome4Silver4Excited3Hugz4 I, an atheist, accidentally said �??oh my g*d�?� instead of �??oh my science�?� You read the title, I just cannot believe I said the �??g�?� word on accident. Am I even an atheist anymore? I don�??t like religion or anything but like maybe it infiltrated me and is manipulating me to say �??oh my g*d�?� instead of �??oh my science�?�. Please guys it wasn�??t me, I didn�??t mean it. I�??m very disappointed in myself, I think I need to go to science camp or go to therapy. What if I�??m secretly religious? what should I do? Is my foreskin going to fall off?? Please can someone give me advice, any advice is appreciated. Best regards, -an atheist(?) 292 comments 6.4k promoted�?�Posted byu/ElixirGamesInc 4 months ago Hugz Master Bladesmith. Now available on SteamVR and Oculus master-bladesmith.com Play Now 0 comments 11.9k Posted byu/Justadude7707 2 days ago Rocket Like4Helpful10Wholesome6Silver7Excited9Hugz8 I keep having dreams where I call Obama the N-word and I want it to stop This is a throwaway for obvious reasons. Some background. Politically, I've been a Democrat my entire life and an Obama supporter for as long as I can remember. I volunteered for John Kerry's presidential campaign back in 2004 which is where first registered on my map. I watched his speech at the DNC was was instantly enamoured. When he announced his candidacy for president in 2007, immediately threw my weight behind him. I knocked on doors, educated people about his policies and did the best I could to get people to vote for him. When he was elected, I was ecstatic. In the past, when I had supported candidates, it was out of cold reason; because I thought their policies and acumen would result in the best net result for this country. But this was a person I could get excited about, someone I could believe in. When it came time for his campaign for a second term it was largely the same. I had slightly soured on him. Granted, he was not the president I had hoped he would be but that was not his fault. I had built him up to be so huge in my head it was impossible for him to live up to expectations. Republican gridlock in Congress also prevented him from getting through the policies he wanted. Nevertheless, I still supported him, still volunteered and was still happy when he won his second term. The problem started about three weeks ago. I had a dream involving Barack, which is not uncommon for me, I was working with him and Michelle on their upcoming Netflix show. We were looking over demographics and how they related to various geographical locations. Without even realising it, I said "Yeah, N***er, we should do pretty well in (area near me)" He just looked at me and stormed out with Michelle behind him. I woke up and went into the bathroom to splash cold water in my face. I dismissed it. I don't have a racist bone in my body. This was just one of those dreams, right? A week and a half ago, I had a similar experience. This time I dreamt we were going wine-tasting together. I don't remember the lead-up but I ended up saying something to the effect of "The sommelier said we should be detecting earthy tones in this wine, but it's just not registering with me, N***er" This time, instead of storming out he replied, very sternly "Why did you feel that was an appropriate thing to say?" I began to stutter and explain it was an accident but I had once again woken up. The most recent incident was last night. I dreamt I was at a family barbecue with the Obamas, just his family and mine. He was manning the grill and i was speaking to Michelle while the children played with each other (I know Sasha and Malia are adults now but I still think of them as children) I said to Michelle very politely "excuse me for one moment" and marched right up to Barack and tapped him on the shoulder. He turned around to look and me and I just said the word and nothing else. I can write off this happening once or twice in my dreams but three separate events is too much. I don't know what to do. I don't want to do this. Every time it happens my work suffers the next day. I've started lying to my wife saying I've been having nightmares but I'm not sure she fully believes it. Lately, I've been worrying I might start saying it in my sleep and she could hear. I'm at my wits end and I want it to stop. 237 comments 10.2k Posted byu/EJACULATlON 6 days ago Rocket Like4Helpful4Wholesome4Silver5Excited3Hugz4 Found on r/incest 545 comments 10.2k Posted byu/SpiceMemesM8 3 days ago Rocket Like2Helpful7Wholesome5Silver5Excited5Hugz3 "hiTleR waS woRsE thAn tRumP" No. Trump was responsible for the holocaust, the Armenian genocide, WW2, the Korean war, the Vietnam War, 9/11, the Arab Spring, the Crusades, the Islamic invasion of Spain, the formation of Israel, he was also responsible for driving the Jews out of Israel in the first place,in fact the Egyptians did nothing wrong; it was Trump who was responsible for enslaving the Jews. Trump is secretly a scaly and one day while he was wearing his snake suit he tricked Eve and told her to eat the apple. He also killed Abel. He also lead the Mongol invasions of everywhere. And the Hun invasions. And the Mughal invasions of India. And the Viking invasions.Trump was the guy who started colonialism(only the invading part not the part where they provided technology and medicine to the natives). After Trump tested positive for Covid19, he spit on Native Americans, nearly driving them extinct. Trump also killed all the dinosaurs. He was also behind the Bronze age collapse. Trump single-handedly did the Triangular Slave Trade; hell he was the guy Trump bought the slaves from. Trump also beheaded a French teacher for disrespecting Mohammad, and blamed it on wholesome Muslimerinos. All the blood diamonds are produced by Trump. He was the guy who cut Congolese workers hands off because they did not meet his supply. Trump chased Kyyle Rittenhouse in Kenosha with a skateboard and beat him up and snatched his rifle, and used it to kill Jacob Blake. During the BLM protests Trump was the one who looted and burned all the stores. Even during the Charolletsville incident, they were all shadow-clones of Trump. Trump did Pearl Harbor and bombed Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Trump was the mastermind of the Holodomor, the Great Leap Forward, East Germany and every time a tankie screams "It was not real communism", Trump was involved. Trump grilled the last dodo. Trump shoots Palestinian kids for fun and shoots missiles at Israeli civilians. He was the guy who killed all those Rohingyas, and Uyghurs. He was also involved the current Hong Kong situation; so much involved that he was the one who sold opium to the Chinese. The Irish potato famine, Africa, the Bengal Famine; all because of Trump. Trump commits human rights violations on North Korean citizens everyday. Al Qaeda, Mujaheddin, Boko-Haram, Taliban; TRUMP. He also killed the prophet of the wholesome 100 Muslimerinos, Sulemani; in a missile strike. He also did the Rape of Nanjing and it was Trump who ordered and supplied all the Korean comfort women. Trump personally snitched on Anne Frank to Trump. The Jim Crow laws were passed by Trump, as well as the war on drugs. The partition of India was Trump's fault, as well as the resulting Kashmir issue. He also starred in the Cuban missile crisis and started the cold war. During the Russian Revolution, the peasants understood that Nikolai II's family was innocent, and would offer them a chance to leave, but Trump massacred them. Trump tried his best but failed in preventing the American and French Revolutions, but he got back at them by causing the Reign of Terror. Trump tortured Louis XVI's son and forced him into saying that he had sex with his mother and aunt, and promptly guillotined them. Trump invented pineapple-pizza and Tofu-Chicken. He was the guy who snitched on Alan Turing, revealing that he was gay. The judge felt that such a respected professor could be sent away with a slap on the wrist, but Trump rigged the jury and sentenced him to hormonal therapy. Trump rigged the New York Stock Exchange and caused the great depression. In the town of Waco, he raped a woman, blamed it on a black man and lynched him by burning him alive. He was the leader of the Khmer Rouge and wrote the plot for Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Despite making up only 3.0211238398812703164724804575659e-7 % of the population Donald Trump commits 100% of the crimes. Trump also was the dictator of Uganda. Trump regularly kills journalists and opposition leaders in Russia. He was behind Princess Diana's car crash. Trump fucked a monkey and started the AIDS pandemic. He started coronavirus and ebola and the Black Death and the Spanish flu and the Bubonic plague and the syphillis outbreak and the Trojan war and tthe Bush war and the fall of Rome and the Dark Ages. After taking a dump, Trump leaves his toilet paper like this. Trump burned down the Notre Dame, and knelled on George Floyds neck. He also was the guy who sold drugs to George Floyd. Trump is the reason I am the only person in my class who doesn't have a girlfriend. Trump is the reason why the Armenia Azerbaijan crisis is even there. 352 comments 8.0k Posted byu/Switch367 6 days ago Rocket Like5Wholesome7Silver4Excited2Hugz yarr....a pirate, and a girl? yarr....a pirate, and a girl? lifts eyepatch, eyes bulge out, my parrot squacks "Braaawwwk! Thar she blows!", i thump my pegleg on the ground like a horny rabbit, sound of a dock bell being rung as i sway from side, my pirate hat lifts a foot off my head, popeye theme plays, my tongue rolls out to reveal a picture of the jolly roger which proceeds to animate and wolf whistel yarr!!! my parrot knocks me on the head lile a woodpecker yar!! what ye be doin, polly? my parrot grabs mw by the collar with one wing and slaps me with the other yarr... i shake my head rapidly, regain my composure, adjust my pirate hat er...ye be lookin beautiful today, matey 146 comments 7.4k Posted byu/Xcal_boi 4 days ago Rocket Like6Helpful13Wholesome9Silver8Excited12Hugz11 Hello my name is Barack Obama 34 comments 7.0k Posted byu/PetarTheCool42069 3 days ago Rocket Like2Helpful5Wholesome3SilverExcitedHugz5 TIFU by masturbating to my crush in class 194 comments 5.8k Posted byu/Dr_Cuck_BBC 6 days ago Rocket LikeHelpful2Silver4ExcitedHugz2 Unpopular opinion: I am a female and Redditors turrnnn me on so much �?���??� �??��??��??��??�omg I love a man who gets winded walking from the fridge to his gaming chair and back�??� hearing him huff and puff like an asthmatic rhinoceros makes my honey drip if you know what I mean. Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger. Will be thinking of you tonight �??��?���??� 119 comments 424 promoted�?�Posted byu/Johnxie 1 month ago Map out your workflow, from ideas to action. Build your second brain in an all-in-one collaboration tool with task lists, notes, and mind maps. Taskade is simple, flexible, and it's free for individuals and teams! �??� + �?�� + �?�️ = �?? www.taskade.com Download 59 comments 1.5k Posted byu/ninjapino 3 days ago HelpfulWholesomeSilver2Hugz2 The truth of the REAL GAMER Here is the truth, there are people out there myself included that dont think anyone is a gamer unless they are "core". I would never in a thousand years waste my time playing a single player game as a core gamer. People that play single player games, are not really gamers to us core gamers... they are tourists. We core gamers spend hrs looking up configs, exploits and load outs, playing at low settings on 144+ hz monitors with 1000hz polling rate mice, we are extremely competitive. The definition of casual gaming to a core game is: playing single player games on ultra settings. a casual gamer plays for the escape, not the destruction of others. and to us, a casual gamer is not a gamer. CS toxic players are not more toxic to women than other players, it might be that you are sensitive. if you can be trolled to the point you are not having a good time, you need to turn within. harden up. Some people are more sensitive than others, maybe stay single player.. keep in mind to some of us 2 hrs a day is not gaming, its warming up. 52 comments 1.3k Posted byu/imnoteli 2 days ago Rocket LikeSilver3Hugz2 GET OUT AND VOTE!!!! �??� �??��??��??��??��??� 55 comments 746 Posted byu/BlunanNation 5 days ago ExcitedHugz2 Official N N N Notice �??��??� Gentlemen, it is no nut November. I have planted several snipers on each of your positions, watching your every move for the rest of November. If it�??s reported to see any of you have nutted, you will immediately be executed. This month goes by near-death rules, so if you get near-nut, you get bonus points. Points may be redeemed at the front of the gift store for candy and prizes. 77 comments Continue browsing in r/copypasta Subreddit Icon r/copypasta This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. 740k Cummy abusers 8.5k Appreciating Cummy Created 13. ruj 2009. help Reddit App Reddit coins Reddit premium Reddit gifts about careers press advertise blog Terms Content policy Privacy policy Mod policy Reddit Inc © 2020. All rights reserved Cookies help us deliver our Services. By using our Services or clicking I agree, you agree to our use of cookies. Learn More.Press J to jump to the feed. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts Log In Sign Up I only need two buttons, Ctrl + C and Ctrl + V. r/copypasta Hot New Top 1.0k pinned by moderators Posted byu/rohangreen cummy's lover 19 days ago Rocket LikeHelpfulWholesomeSilver2Hugz mods hate this �??��?�� Starting now, we will be removing NSFW posts that are not marked as such. 0 comments 7.0k Posted byu/iamassault 13 hours ago Helpful3Wholesome2ExcitedHugz6 Guys Biden is gonna win and you know what that means? With Biden winning it means The �?�? end of Racism �?? in America �?�? Black Lives �?? automatically�??� matter again �??� Corona �?�� Virus �??� has been Cured �?�?�?��??️�?�?�?��??️ The �?? end of all War �?� �??� No more �?�? school shootings by �?�� crazies �??� National �?���?��??️ Debt is �??? Paid off �?�? Women �??� will be paid �??� �??� and �?? treated equally �???�?�� Gay �?�� people are �???�?��??️ equal�??� to regular people �??��?��??�??��??� Stonks �??� are �?�� �?�? looking �??� fire �??� �?? 396 comments 1.4k promoted�?�Posted byu/backyard_hq 16 days ago HelpfulWholesomeSilverExcited Backyard is a place for friends and family to play and relax. We're giving out Nintendo Switches for feedback :) Post image http://backyard.co Play Now 0 comments 8.1k Posted byu/waterislife00 1 day ago Rocket LikeHelpful2Wholesome4Silver # AITA for falling into the river in LEGO City? I'd like to preface this by saying that it was in NO WAY my fault. The ground was slippery, and the railing on that bridge are too short. Anyways, what happened was while I was crossing a bridge, a family asked if I could take a group photo for them. I leaned back against the railing to fit them all in the frame, but I must of went too far back because I lost my balance and fell into the river! I'm not really good at swimming, so the best I could do was tread water as the current carried me down the river. Luckily, the city had just bought a new rescue helicopter and they were able to prepare the lifeline, lower the stretcher, and make the rescue. My wife is mad for "ruining our vacation" and a man from the fire department scolded me for "wasting first responder resources with my carelessness." It's not like I WANTED to fall into the river, and besides, isn't that what they are there for? AITA? 158 comments 26 Posted byu/mafio_69 4 hours ago Found on r/ihavesex Why? You don't think your mom could handle hearing that you have sex? She's probably getting drilled on the regular, by multiple partners, so I doubt it would bother her. It wouldn't bother me to hear about my son's sex life, but I guess I'm his father and not his mother, so it's different. It probably pains your mother, thinking you're not having sex. My mom only gets mad at me when I fuck fat chicks. I obviously don't tell her about everyone I sleep with, but she generally doesn't seem to care unless they're fat, and then she's like "Wtf? Really? Her?" But whatever, I don't care, I love me some fat bitches, occasionally. I'd rather her be a little chunky than too thin, don't wanna feel like I'm gonna snap the bitch by doing what I want. I would put a hole in the chest of anyone I found out had done anything to my daughter though. Also, have you ever stopped to consider the fact that your mother might be a squirter? That is all. Have a blessed night, fam. 3 comments 26 Posted byu/lithalweapon 7 hours ago I GIVE UP!!! �?�IM LEAVING AMERICA! SCREW THIS COUNTRY! I�??m moving to Hawaii where they actually run a civilised and balanced nation for its people.�?� 13 comments 85 Posted byu/slaptito 13 hours ago now �?�?�?ʏɪɴɢ: Who asked (Feat: Nobody) �??�??�??�??�??�??�??�??�??�??�??�?��??�??�??�??�??�?? �??�??�?�?��?��?�?��?� �?�:�?��?� / �?�:�?��?��?�??�??�??�?? �??? 10 comments 15 Posted byu/shrombus3 5 hours ago Among us reference guys Red sus. Red suuuus. I said red, sus, hahahahaha. Why arent you laughing? I just made a reference to the popular video game "Among Us"! How can you not laugh at it? Emergeny meeting! Guys, this here guy doesnt laugh at my funny Among Us memes! Lets beat him to death! Dead body reported! Skip! Skip! Vote blue! Blue was not an impostor. Among us in a nutshell hahahaha. What?! Youre still not laughing your ass off? I made SEVERAL funny references to Among Us and YOU STILL ARENT LAUGHING??!!! Bruh. Ya hear that? Wooooooosh. Whats woooosh? Oh, nothing. Just the sound of a joke flying over your head. Whats that? You think im annoying? Kinda sus, bro. Hahahaha! Anyway, yea, gotta go do tasks. Hahahaha! 7 comments 17 Posted byu/theicyphoenix77 6 hours ago when I want to search for cat girl porn they don't have a "neko" category when I want to search for cat girl porn they don't have a "neko" category on hentai site so I have to go over to the "furry" category until I find what I want. I get traumatized and lose both will to live and to watch porn. 4 comments 51 Posted byu/am37 13 hours ago Trump on e-girls These e-girls, they go online, many of them very beautiful others not so much, and beautiful women love me you know, and they do whatever you want for donations. Thousands of people go online and pay to see them, not quite as many that pay to see me but still a lot of people, and I have to say as a business man I'm impressed because it's a very good business. But now we've got e-girls coming in from China and they're getting many more subscriptions and they're stealing jobs from American e-girls, and we can't have that folks. 5 comments �?� Posted byu/KhrushchevGT 18 minutes ago Or split up California into 3 states (Socal, NorCal, Valcal) Or split up California into 3 states (Socal, Norcal, Valcal) for 52, merge New Hampshire, Vermont, and Maine for 50, Connecticut, Massachusetts, and Rhode Island for 49 (why does Massachusetts, the larger state, not simply eat the other 2 states?), split Idaho into Lowdaho and Highdaho for 50, Florida into Flowrida and Fhighrida for 51, merge the Virginias and Carolinas into two states instead of four with an identity crisis for 49 (and make Maryland give the state formally known as West Virginia that little chunk, it's ridiculous), North Dakota doesn't exist so now there's 48, make DC a state for 49, and split the Michagans into Mich and Michagain for 50, split up Wyoming among its neighbors (no one lives there anyway) for 49, and add Puerto Rico for an even 50. Easy. Edit: fine, you twisted my arm. For Texas, you've got Tex-Mex to the south, T-Rex to the east, and Texass to the west. The northern portion is now fused with Oklahoma. NOW what am I going to do to get to 50?? We're up to 52! What the hell would I do, combine Utah, Colorado, Arizona, and New Mexico into one state called Four Square? But now we're down to 49! It's not like we could split Pennsylvania into Pensylvania and Pencilvania for 50, that's just stupid. No, that's out of the question. Obviously Delaware gets eaten up by Maryware (in a church), but that drops us down to 48. Missouri can be divided into Missouri and Compani, so 49. The only other recourse I can think of is Indiana becoming Indiana and Outdiana for 50. Now that I think about it, having a state called Washington and another called Washington DC is too confusing. If Alaska can be considered part of the US, then the Washingtons can be one state. 49. And Mississippi's name alone is too long, so it's now the states Missippi and Misterippi. 50. THERE, I'M DONE.....right after southern Minnesota becomes Minisota and the larger upper portion becomes Majorsota. Fuck, 51. OKAY, WE'RE ALL THINKING IT, New York and New Jersey need to stop being a couple of tsunderes and get a room. The only name for the new state can be is New Jerk. 50. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be. Because I'm definitely not going to say that Tentucky, and Arkansas and Yourkansas would be hilarious enough to warrant being their own states. Or that Illinois and Curinois, and Oh and Hi are just reasonable conclusions. Nope, I'm done with this. I'm not going to end up doing all fifty states. You just can't make me. 3 comments About Community This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. 740k Cummy abusers 8.5k Appreciating Cummy Created 13. ruj 2009. Filter by flair mods hate this �??��?�� r/copypasta Rules 1. Not a copypasta 2. Common Repost 3. 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